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I was really homesick today. So i was looking for something funny Look what i found.. Cant stop laughing now 😂😂😂

Gym Chronicles # 6

Today the treadmill almost electrocuted me..trust me I am not making it up! There was so much static gathered on it I was scared to touch it throughout.. That brings another tiny problem. When my hands are free and I am treading and listening to music…you already guessed it right?? You know where it’s going..... Continue Reading →

Reporting live.

Reporting live from outside my buidling. This is most hillarious fire drill ever. We knew the time so we came down earlier...using elevators. As the building has 17 floors and we have kids. Now we are outside having breakfast.. I picked my phone. Bro in law his wallet. Sis took sandwiches and kids picked chocolates.... Continue Reading →

Laughter Fit

My sister's phone was beeping crazy. When she finally sat down to check her phone i heard her scream Now it wasn't a normal scream..i am sure it traveled across half of the globe.. If you heard a shrill out of nowhere that was probably my sister. I was scared to asked her the reason... Continue Reading →

Gym Chronicles # 5

hey guys! GCs again. It's definitely not live..it couldn’t be Will tell you in a while.. Today, I opened the door of the gym and… Dang!! Usaina Boltie running proud in her athletic glory on a treadmill.. Hubba Hubba! Wait..did I sleep walked to another building?? This never happened before.. It was like Po looking... Continue Reading →

Haircut!

Get a haircut they said.. It will make you pretty they said… Yeah.. you guessed it. Today somebody hit my voodoo doll in the head and I said why don’t I get a hair cut…i think I need it. But “I need a haircut” escalated to “i don’t think I even needed it” in an... Continue Reading →

Gym Chronicles # 3

Hello hooomans! reporting live again. I know you were missing GCs. Been really busy lately. Mentally emotionaly physically Sometimes blank spaces occupy you and you feel busy when you are not. Sounds like depression..i know Well. So we are here. After skipping a day. I am wondering how people use trademill without drumming the crap... Continue Reading →

Gym chronicles #2

This is your fellow blogger Stoner. Reporting live from gymnasium of some building in UAE. I am cycling as i am reporting I see a family here finally. looks like they actually know what they are doing..unlike me.. They kinda look scared of me.. maybe just a little hasitant..maybe I suck at face reading. Damn... Continue Reading →

Gym Chronicles – Background

Me calls friend: hey where are you?? Friend: I am at festival city (it's a mall we were planning to go to) Me: wtf..alone??? Friend: yeah.. Me: How could you do this to me I am gonna kill you.. Friend: you weren’t replying my messages and you didn't pick my call. Me: Shoot! I was... Continue Reading →

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