Been doing voice calls the moment I wake up, to see my baby otter.
Me: Where is my baby otter
Mama otter shifted the camera to focus on baby who looks already weaker in 2 days (am I not thinking like a grandma?)
Me: Does she like it there? Did she cry? Who is changing her diapers?
Mama Otter: she is fine but crying al…
Me: Where did you keep her? Why was she crying? I told you she likes cuddling, cuddle her she will be fine? You didn’t cuddle enough right?
Mama Otter: Her diaper exploded again and it leaked and bedsheet was a mess?
Me: Who washed her?
Mama Otter: I did
Papa Otter in background: But I washed the clothes and sheet, tell her I washed clothes.
Mama Otter: Yea he washed her clothes
Papa Otter: Tell her I’m helping!!
Mama Otter: Yea we bathed her too.
Me : Aw..but..again??
Mama Otter: Because he was getting bored..
So, apparently parents are giving extra bath to their babies to kill boredom.. God help babies..
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