Last winter I saw this cute black and plum hand knitted beanie on a facebook page, fell head over heels in love with it and ordered it instantly.
I asked the girl when I should expect Delivery and she said in 15 days.
Well.. those 15 days stretched like chewing gum…
And that to a tasteless one…
Finally, after 2months..when the winter had already bid farewell and it was sweltering hot already, princess beanie honored me with her presence.
And guess what… my best friend had come to see me that day, so I was all prepared for the gang roast to unravel any moment.
The moment I tore the pack open…disappointment hit me like a throw ball in the face (yep..has happened). It wasn’t plum and black.. it was grey and black and I already had a grey one.
Well. My friend snatched it from me and showed it to everybody… and people were literally rolling on the floor.
She said, “Look! What she ordered!!! What are you gonna do with this now??? Do you really feel this cold???”
And my lovely innocent family joined her.
“Use it as a grocery bag… save the earth..it’s environment friendly…
Put some ice cubes in it and then wear it. Instant air conditioner in summers…”
…were some of the suggestions while I was fuming in rage and regret.
When such situation arises only saving grace is silence, so I just stood there quietly. I tried donning a bitch face…didn’t work!
Then I tried my signature death stare… that invited further attacks.
Well. When they finally got tired of laughing I took princess B from them, hid it in my wardrobe and swore to never wear it in front of them.
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