Toothbrush

Me:    Where are you??

Dad:   On the way home

Me:    Pick me up

Dad:   You ok?

Me:    Yea! Just pick me up! Ok?

Dad:   Ok.

Dad:   We have parked at the end of the lane.

I literally packed my bag and got ready in 5 minutes. I said goodbyes to everybody, ran to our car and jumped in huffing and puffing.

Dad:    What happened? (Smiling)

Me:      Mom suggested I stay at Grandma’s for a few days and I obliged as I needed a break after exams.

Dad:     That I know..

Me:      But you don’t know she had invited 3 families…3 DIFFERENT FAMILY IN 3 DAYS!

Dad:     She had guests so what??

Me:     They came to see me actually to scrutinize me for their sons.

Dad:    ahaha

Me:     You are laughing??

She didn’t even tell me!

I was looking like a monkey!

And I am 17! And you said I will study!

Dad:    ahaha who said you won’t??

Me:     You guys are literally conspiring to get me married!

How and where am I going to study?  In the kitchen? Cradling like ten kids???

And why are you laughing?? It’s not funny??? It’s not!

Don’t tell me you were part of this??

Dad:    ahahahah

Me:      Urghh.. why WHY WHYYYY??

Dad:     ahahah…Do you even know you are holding your Toothbrush in your hand?

Me:      What???

Oh! Forgot to pack this.

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16 thoughts on “Toothbrush

      1. My granny is cute as hell and one of the most loving grannies. She is just a typical desi grandma. I contained myself and vented out just in front of my dad.
        Y dont u go out much???
        I have 2 dentists in family so little bugger automatically runs and hide in the bag.

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      2. Never liked it.. Youngest from both sides.. No he is a kid.. Don’t come with us.. Who will take his responsibility.. Stupid cousins.. I decided If they didn’t want to see me.. Why the hell would I want to be with them.. Sayonara.. To family gatherings..

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      3. Really?? The youngest of our family are the most loved ones. Your cousins are stupid youngest ones are like sprinkles on the icing. They make every gathering better.

        Well. If i tell you what my youngest siblings do to me you will think they are bullies. They are my adorable monkeys. Love them.

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      4. Not here.. And I am a serious one.. The reason I also think was my appearance.. Complete white hairs..(Never coloured, not even now) Even today if i over think they change colour depending on the mood.. So yeah solitary confinement for the Demon.. And yeah todays generation kids act like bullies..

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      5. Hey. Cmon. What’s white hair got to do with avoiding people or gatherings?? Well who m i kidding i just discovered 3 4 white hair and i am freaked out. So yeah i understand.

        But. If my hair could change colour i would have counted as a super power. I am not kidding. I would have coloured them and when i would overthink it would change shade…how cool is that???

        I have supernose! I was having radio therapy and i could smell something metalic and earthy. And when i told radiographers they said very few people can. I was actually happy.

        So always celebrate your uniqueness.

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      6. I did..i am still doing it.. It’s the idiots.. Freak and name calling and what not.. So I don’t have a social life.. A real life introvert with 3 friends and sadly they too will be married by this or next year.. Hmm.. Than no social life anyway.. (not that I want it)..

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      7. Y dont you give them a shut-up call? Name calling shouldn’t be tolerated at all. Y did u shut yourself? If they are disrespectful its their problem not yours. You shouldnt be the one disconnecting yourself.
        Once your friends get married consider them gone to another planet.
        Its kinda scary situation.
        I like to have me time and my own space but i cant even count how many friends i have.
        Maybe you are comfortable with this. Creeps me out a little.

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  1. Oh shit.. I didn’t complete my comment so sorry.. I had to do some work.. You have radiotherapy why? Autoimmune.. Don’t tell me.. Is it serious..?? Damn.. I must be more careful.. With my comments.. Au revoir..

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      1. My mail is late, I think I can comment just a tad little longer.. Yeah friends go to another planet after getting married.. And you must be popular in college and family to have friends.. Trust me if you and I would have been sitting in the same classroom.. You wouldn’t even notice my presence.. You know backbenchers.. The one nobody knows.. I loved that.. No gazing eyes.. Just me and my books.. And take care of yourself.. Alright I will log out now.. Take care.. Again.. Au revoir..

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      2. I wasnt popular. People knew me as a guyish gangster kinda wierd girl in school. I was one of the boys. And in family i was an ill-tempered girl. I dont know how i ended up having so many friends that too of all ages and temperaments.
        The guys i actually avoided were the ones who didnt know how to give respect.
        I am still friends with a few of the guys who didnt mingle much in class.
        You seem to enjoy isolation.

        You too take care.

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