Hello ma’am, you haven’t moved in ages. Have you stopped using this device?? Or you are dead??
Please take a few steps so that I know you exist.
Welcome back!!
1000 steps …… good job!
5000 steps ….. almost there
6000 steps …… you have reached your daily steps target. Awesome!
9000 steps …. good.. that’s your personal best so far..
10000 steps ….. Now you have overdone yourself
11000 steps ….. Okay!! I am kinda scared now
12000 steps ….. You are so gonna pass out
13000 steps …. Seriously?? Please Stop!!
14000 steps …. What are you high on??
15000 steps ….. You need help!
16000 steps …. Help!! Woman is losing it.
17000 steps ….. I need a call-an-ambulance option
18000 steps ….. You will die.. PLEASE STOP!
19000 steps ….. You dumb f*** STOPPPPPPPP!!!
20000 steps …..GOD DAMMIT YOU WILL DIEEEEEE!!!
Hello???
Ma’am???
……..
Please walk one more step so that I know you are breathing.
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